Ion vine acasa rupt de beat si gaseste usa incuiata. – Marie, deschide usa! striga Ion. – Nu-ti deschid, Ioane, ca esti beat si-ti vin ganduri… – Marie, deschide usa! – Nu-ti deschid Ioane, ca ma bati! – Marie, am un buchet de trandafiri pentru cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume! Auzind acestea, Maria super incantata ii deschide insa Ion nu avea nimic. – Si buchetul de trandafiri unde e? – Da unde e cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume?
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