Ion vine acasa rupt de beat si gaseste usa incuiata. – Marie, deschide usa! striga Ion. – Nu-ti deschid, Ioane, ca esti beat si-ti vin ganduri… – Marie, deschide usa! – Nu-ti deschid Ioane, ca ma bati! – Marie, am un buchet de trandafiri pentru cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume! Auzind acestea, Maria super incantata ii deschide insa Ion nu avea nimic. – Si buchetul de trandafiri unde e? – Da unde e cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume?
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bnion_89330600.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/salarii-profesori-2026.webp)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/index-1-1.webp)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/macronccr.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/incendii-grecia.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/dunarea-8.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/07/1663660546/620e4ee75c44e7e25c7847f26dfe1f5e-t.jpg?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1605100021/496954e07a8e249c5cc7360cc496a782-t.jpg?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1665145061/4dca9d38cce445800784aaceef877d14-t.jpg?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1578298850/26c3f5dad35ae480f1d304b71d7c73e7-t.webp?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1648473094/f60dfcebe75bb5935b25292c6d4ba1f5-t.jpg?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1695214729/f8b413cf1e9609a534e5f8c843500277-t.png?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1578298860/1efb7f61ee6d954c4532e75ee4158985-t.jpg?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/01/1620378299/6da9ddedb90ad83c4fce77fa38edc7f0-t.jpg?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1578298881/300ad15cf076087da149b24e67e4d050-t.jpg?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1754550049/18cb45e92962c15aeed565ac103d85a7-t.jpg?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1647858610/10374e9ae56e598abf0dc66222345361-t.png?v=260815-22)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2026/08/1631615688/0a28ae9862f4a18fe4f953e9c2e93f69-t.jpg?v=260815-22)