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Ion se scoală dis-de-dimineaţă şi merge la biserică. Ajuns acolo, popa îl ia să-l spovedească, şi îl întreabă:
– Ioane, ai fumat?
– Vai părinte cum să fac aşa ceva! Eu, slujitor al domnului!
– Dar, de băut ai băut?
– Nu părinte, vai de mine!
– Dar la femei… ai fost?
– Drept cine mă iei părinte!, doamne, din instinct le ocolesc!
– Ioane, Ioane, zice popa, nu-i lucru curat cu tine. Dar ia zi, de furat ai furat?
– Doamne fereşte părinte, sunt cel mai cinstit enoriaş al tău!
– Nevasta ţi-ai înşelat-o? întreabă popa.
– Cum să fac aşa ceva! Îmi e frică părinte! Eu îmi iubesc nevasta.
– Atunci, ia zi măi Ioane cum păcătuieşti? Doar nu eşti fără de păcate!
– Mint părinte, mint.
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