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După ce se trezeşte, femeia îi spune soţului:
– Tocmai am visat că mi-ai dat un colier de perle de Valentine’s day. Ce însemnătate crezi că are visul?
– Vom vedea diseară, îi răspunde soţul.
Seara, bărbatul se întoarce acasă cu un pachet mic. Încântată la nebunie, soţia îl deschide şi găseşte în interior o carte cu titlul: Semnificaţia viselor.
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Două blonde într-o maşină, semaforul roşu, se opresc.
– Mamăăă, vezi ce roşu frumos?!
– Da, wow!
– Da’ uite ce galben fain!
– Aha.
– Da’ uite ce verde frumos!
– Da, ăsta chiar este super!
– Aaa, iar roşul ăla! L-am mai văzut, hai să mergem!!
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