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BANCUL ZILEI. O blondă decide să îşi părăsească soţul
Cel mai tare banc de azi vine de la showbizreport.ro:
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Un tip cu o nevastă blondă mergeau şi cu maşina pe autostradă cu vreo 180 km/ora şi deodată tipa zice:
– Dragă am să te părăsesc!
Tipul, calm nu zice nimic şi doar accelerează până la 200 km/ora.
– Am să te las fără bani, fără vile, fără maşini, nu-ţi mai las nimic!
Tipul. la fel de calm, ajunge cu maşină pe la vreo 240 km/ora şi pare relaxat
– Cum, mă, io-ţi spun că te părăsesc, că îţi iau casă, maşină, bani, tot ce ai tu şi tu nu zici nimic????
– Dragă, eu am airbag!
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