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BANCUL ZILEI: O schimbare normală
Vrei să faci o pauză scurtă? Iată bancul zilei.
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Un domn întreabă la măcelărie:
– Aveți carne de porc?
– Da. Ați dori ceva anume?
– Trei căpățâni de porc dacă sunt bune.
– Sunt foarte bune, dar la ce vă trebuie capul ăsta domnule?
– Să îl schimb pe al meu.
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