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Americanii au lansat prima rachetă:
– Three, two, one, goooo!!!
Apoi și rușii:
-Tri, dva, adin, puuuusc!!!
Peste cîțiva ani vine și rîndul românilor:
– Trei, doi, unu, împingeți măăăăă!!!
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Tineri căsătoriţi. Ea:
– Dragă, tu nu te gîndeşti toată ziua decît la sex, sex și iar sex! Nu am putea să discutăm puţin şi despre artă, despre literatură?
– Bine… l-ai citit pe Balzac?
– Nu.
– Ok, atunci hai în pat!
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