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Bancul Zilei: Şofer, oprit de poliţie de 1 Mai
Românii nu şi-au pierdut obiceiul de a inventa bancuri.
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Bancul Zilei:
Un șofer se întorcea de la „clasicul” grătar de 1 mai, când este oprit de Poliție.
Polițistul: – Ați consumat băuturi alcoolice?
Șoferul: – O ladă de bere, doi litri de vin și o sticlă de votcă.
Polițistul: – Vă rog să suflați aici!
Șoferul: – De ce? Nu mă credeți?
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Trei betivi erau pe o cale ferata.
Primul betiv zice:Bai, ce scara lunga!
Al doilea:Ba,i tin-te de balustrada, sa nu cazi!
Al treilea: Ce prosti sunteti, nu vedeti ca vine liftul…
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