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BANCUL ZILEI: Soţia şi cele două soluţii
BANCUL ZILEI. Relaţiile dintr esoţi au rămas unul dintre sibiectele preferate ale românilor pentru bancuri.
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Un bărbat disperat ajunge la medic.
– Domnule doctor, nevastă-mea nu mai vrea să se culce cu mine! se plânge bărbatul.
– Vreau să vorbesc cu soţia dumitale, îi spune doctorul.
Vine femeia.
Doctorul:
– Este adevărat ce mi-a spus soţul dumneavoastră? De ce nu mai vreţi să vă culcaţi cu el?
– Domnule doctor, sunt foarte obosită. Toată ziua lucrez. Dimineaţa sar într-un taxi să mă duc la serviciu. Când ajung, taximetristul mă întreabă: „Facem socoteala sau…”. Ca să fac o economie, aleg „sau”.
Ajung la serviciu, şeful îmi zice: „Iar ai întârziat. Ce facem, îţi tăiem din salariu, sau?… Bineînţeles, aleg „sau”.
După lucru, obosită, mă urc într-un taxi şi acelaşi lucru…
La care doctorul:
– Ei, şi acum, ce părere aveţi, îi spunem soţului, sau ?…
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