Soţul se întoarce mai devreme acasă. Amantul fuge la balcon, vrea să sară. Atârnă agăţat de balustradă o oră, două, trei, deja nu mai poate, dar de sărit totuşi îi e frică să sară, neştiind la ce etaj e, plus că e întuneric beznă şi nu vede nimic jos. Se face dimineaţă, în curtea blocului apare măturătorul:
– Ei, tu, ce faci acolo?
– Cum ce fac, stau atârnat.
– Aaa… bine, stai mai departe, dar ridică te rog picioarele un pic mai sus, să pot mătura şi aici!
***
Care este diferenta dintre amanta si sotie?
30kg.
Care este diferenta dintre amant si sot?
30 min.
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/aurelian-temisan-dieta.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/smile_25543200.png)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/taxe-1-1.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/toma-1.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Florin-Piersic.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/WhatsApp-Image-2025-02-26-at-13.02.3014-1.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/cod-galben.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/INCENDIU-DUBAI.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/amanta-pian.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/WhatsApp-Image-2025-02-26-at-13.02.309.png)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/cota-2-foto-4-1620x1080.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/test-2-1.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1663660546/ae86a8365f6d660a88adec83568e416b-t.webp?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1605100021/a84d5b97baac6bb3da2138f46dc4a23d-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1580133380/d64aaf224f788cd5ff65d6f1e487d9ba-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1665145061/ba60550641489013e623422ce9a9441c-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/1970/01/1578298850/884ceba60fabecde8e6ac3d91989cf3c-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1648473094/efd87a86ac565f68b91392121a95e9bf-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1663660546/43a4b1b7281985db3764caf92c9d63ca-t.png?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1695214729/6bc17542be0fa41325b7499207266c14-t.png?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1578298860/290142a0b5ec37cada67c5ec4aba321e-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1605100021/e7060da0488cbf5af87bcaf3986f1aee-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1605100021/ef8e19ef2fb9fe20c7af2d79cb6984cc-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/1970/01/1578298903/cc04271cdd33bf2a3822df3d75380999-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1648473084/36f59e63605374f6a5e1b505c2bf246d-t.webp?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1620394803/3d866898cd2663a488c6c4117f16fb89-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1578298881/3eb2bc026b634a348550626c0e49f7c8-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1656942083/43f4283461c698805cb1cfd4343a6601-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1648473069/14427fa3b7bbdd0ba04f84029556c7a2-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/1970/01/1578298850/1c5372d52c035a4d81af6e41a574e79c-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/01/1669804483/964054559cab060f0f36460ea1311ad1-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1620394803/dc29cc98a42c702302d6da75b77dfcde-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1631615688/406f1b4ebb0c72bdb219edba992f99ab-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1647858610/84cf854bdd9b02bbc158a0be200e42f4-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2024/01/1657024074/eee2fda331856b8548658339f0001221-t.jpg?v=250615-15)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/06/1726833800/198ec1799c92aa022d53d8da0e8c29c2-t.jpg?v=250615-15)