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După nuntă, când ajung în cameră, mireasa se apropie de mire și îi spune puțin rușinată:
– Dragul meu, știi bine că eu sunt virgină și nu am prea multe idei despre amor. Dacă te rog, poți să îmi explici și mie cum stă treaba înainte să trecem la fapte?
Mirele foarte mândru îi explică:
– Să presupunem că partea mea intimă este un deținut, iar partea ta intimă este închisoarea. Este foarte simplu: trebuie să luăm deținutul si să îl băgăm la închisoare!
Mireasa întelege tot, așa că se apucă de treabă. După ce se termină actul, mirele își aprinde o țigare iar mireasa tare fericită și mândră de prima ei experiență îi spune:
– Iubire, am impresia că deținutul a evadat de la închisoare!
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