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Potrivit Showbizreport.ro: Ora 11 noaptea. Farmacia cu program de noapte. Intră un tip, cere un prezervativ. Plăteşte, pleacă.
Seara următoare, aproape de miezul nopţii, acelaşi tip:
– Daţi-mi vă rog un prezervativ. Îl ia, plăteşte, pleacă.
Seara următoare, scenă identică.
La care farmacistul, curios, îl întreabă pe tip:
– Nu vă suparaţi, dar de ce cumpăraţi câte unul, de ce nu cumpăraţi mai multe odată?
La care tipul:
– Ştiţi, vreau de fapt să mă las…
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