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Asa ca, in loc sa se prezinte ca niste gentleman, avand in vedere ca este foarte clar ce anume doreste un barbat pe o plaja de la o femeie necunoscuta, apetisanta in costum de baie, unii dintre masculi recurg la cuvinte care nu numai ca starnesc rasul domnisoarelor, ci, uneori si repulsia.
Asa ca, in cele ce urmeaza va vom prezenta unele dintre cele mai stupide replici de agatat pe plaja care, cu siguranta, nu fac decat, in cel mai bun caz, sa aduca un zambet pe buzele domnitelor:
1. El: Buna, imi datorezi o bere! Ea: De ce? El: Am scapat-o pe-a mea cand te-am vazut!
2. Cred ca am probleme la ochi! S-au lipit de tine.
3. Ajuta un om nevoias! Ia-ma cu tine acasa!
4. Ce prosop dragut ai! Ar arata minunat la mine in camera, pe jos!
5. El: Scuza-ma, vorbeai cu mine? Ea: Nu! El: Atunci poti incepe acuma!
Continuarea pe Lyla.ro.
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