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Femeia merge la magazinul de animale. Vrea să îi facă o surpriză soţului.
– Bună ziua, doamnă!
– Bună ziua, aş dori un papagal!
– Din păcate, doar un singur papagal avem. Adevărat că până acum a trăit la un bordel, dar este foarte drăguţ.
Femeia îl cumpără. Acasă îl acoperă şi îşi aşteaptă soţul iubit. Soţul ajunge acasă, intră în cameră, soţia ia bucata de cârpă de pe colivie. Papagalul se uită de jur împrejur şi spune:
– Hmmm… cameră nouă, hm… pat nou, hm… femeie nouă. Salut, Gheorghe!
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