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Un alcoolic se trezeşte gol în morgă.
Se ridică el de pe targă şi se duce spre uşă.
Acolo la intrare stătea o infirmiera bruneta, sexy:
– Bună dimineaţa, doamnă.
Aceasta, speriată:
– Doamne, care dimineaţă bună, eşti în morgă..
– Aaa, da? Bine, bine, atunci … Guten Morgen!
Sursa: Showbizreport.ro
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